Wahala for who no get mystery date o. Straight from the digital trenches of Nigeria to the star-lit city of Istanbul, infamous online enforcer and full-time troublemaker, VeryDarkMan, has gone global—but this time, with serious distraction.
After flying in to celebrate Victor Osimhen’s historic Super Cup and League win with Galatasaray, all eyes ended up not just on the cup, but on VDM’s mystery madam.

VeryDarkMan

VeryDarkMan
Our padi, who stormed Turkey with his elder brother and singer Dkokopee, was spotted holding hands and vibing with a stunning curly-haired woman. The duo’s chemistry in the photos (snapped by sharp shooter Sulaiman ‘Pooja’ Adebayo) is hotter than Lagos in March. Captioning the photos, VeryDarkMan just dropped a cryptic line: “DON’T WORRY WHO, just know say E sweet.”

VeryDarkMan

VeryDarkMan
Ah ah, what is VDM really up to in Istanbul? Is he on the pitch or off the market? Naija Twitter don scatter with speculations. Some say he’s recruiting Turkish babes for the next Champions League, others say he just dey sample Turkish delight—no vex, Osimhen, you get competition o!
But, VDM no dey lose guard—anywhere celebration dey, he dey front row, making sure the world knows Nigerians sabi ball, flex, and catch cruise. Istanbul, brace up. If you see VeryDarkMan and a pretty stranger taking over your street, just know say Naija dey your doorstep!
—Nigerian Twitter, Over to You. Decode This Romance for Us!
